Huge Caravans of Youths Paid by George Soros Invade Fort Lauderdale Beaches!

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Throngs of youths, aged 16 to 25, have been seen flooding down to beaches – especially Fort Lauderdale in April. They are drinking beer, selling drugs, having loud parties and generally causing havoc in this otherwise peaceful community.  Rumors have persisted, especially among Republican locals, that George Soros is behind this mass migration. We interviewed some of these “invaders-from-the North” who confirm that “they were promised lots of free beer, wild parties, and beautiful ‘babes’ if they made the perilous trip from their Northern College campuses to Fort Lauderdale”. It is uncertain if they were actually given cash, but photos have emerged of people handing out flyers advertising “free beer for the ladies”, and “all you can drink specials” to these caravans of youths. Although no one there seemed to know the name “George Soros”, Republican city and state officials and FOX news have strongly asserted that Soros instigated this “mass migration” just to make Donald Trump look bad and force cities to spend more on Police and City services that deplete their budget. According to one official “Those are tax dollars that could be better used to build more exclusive golf courses, and marinas for million dollar yachts.”