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Monday, December 10, 2018

Siri, Google, And Alexa Poll Higher Than Any Other Presidential Candidates

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

A recent poll released today showed that  Apple’s “Siri”, Amazon’s “Alexa”, and Google’s “Google” are leading in polls for possible Presidential candidates in the 2020 election. In areas such as “Trustworthiness”, “Free of Corruption”, “deep knowledge” ,“grasp of facts”, “free of prejudice and racism”, and “overall likeability”, all these devices polled more than 30 points higher than any of the suggested Democratic party candidates, and 90 points higher than Donald Trump or any possible Republican contenders. More surprising was the perception that each of these scored higher on the question “free of manipulation” than any of these candidates.

The Committee To Promote AI (Artificial Intelligence) is putting forward a committee aimed at getting them placed on the state primary ballots under Independent candidates. It is unknown if the courts will permit this, but it should be an interesting debate format to see Google, Siri, and Alexa square off before Trump, Sanders, and anyone else who might run in 2020.

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