Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
In a move that took all of Washington by complete surprise, Donald Trump today announced that he was naming Hillary Clinton to become his new chief of staff, replacing outgoing John Kelly. In a Press conference, Sarah Huckabee Sanders stated “This is a bold move by the president to promote unity between the two parties and mend the animosity that has grown because of the fictitious Russian Meddling that absolutely did not happen. It is hoped that this will put an end to that witch hunt and that both parties can now work together to pass Mr. Trump's agenda.”
Privately however anonymous aides have said that this whole administration is a house of cards ready to collapse at any minute. We need a good scapegoat and Hillary Clinton certainly fills that bill. It worked once before and can work again when we put all the blame on her. Besides she’s a Democrat and everyone already in our party wants to lock her up.
Ms. Clinton could not be reached for comment.
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