Osama Bin Laden’s Family Asks For Exoneration And Reparations For 9-11 “Witch Hunt”.

Osama Bin Laden's surviving family members

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

In a bizarre turnabout, the family of Osama Bin Laden and the families of the 11 hijackers  of 9-11 are now asking for the US to completely exonerate them and that the families of the victims pay THEM reparations.

“We never had the opportunity to confront the actual witnesses on the planes that were allegedly hijacked. No one from those planes ever actually testified that our relatives were the ones that did it. It’s all based on hearsay planted by Deep-State Republicans in America who wanted to frame decent people from the Middle-East so they could steal their oil. Let them produce one eyewitness! The reports that they took over the plane are all wrong! They were the ones who were trying to prevent those pilots from United Airlines who were hired by the CIA to fly those planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon in the first place. I say again- Produce one single eye-witness who was there! Instead, they launch a witch hunt aimed at smearing Osama – who wasn’t even there, and denied he had any part in it. Then they accuse a few people from Saudi Arabia who were on those planes. It’s a witch-hunt all based on hearsay and a smear campaign. “

The families want the victims of 9-11 to pay them, 10 billion dollars in reparations.