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Thursday, February 6, 2020

Trump Awards Second Medal of Freedom to Bernie Madoff


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Citing his outstanding contributions to “creative book-keeping” over his lifetime, President Trump today awarded a second Medal of Freedom to Bernie Madoff, the convicted felon who scammed hundreds of people out of their savings with his Ponzi schemes. The award also comes with a presidential pardon. 
Millions of Republicans cheered this move as finally recognizing someone who knows how to handle finances responsibly.

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