Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Hundreds of undocumented workers who were arrested
in last year’s ICE raids appeared today before
a federal judge to vacate their deportation orders. Their attorney stated they all have the same defense.
“Your honor, while their offense of crossing the
border illegally and working without a valid green card may have been
inappropriate, it does not rise to the level of deportation. Furthermore, they
were acting in the interests of this country by providing cheap labor. Also, this whole round-up of illegal immigrants is nothing more than a “witch hunt”. Besides, the idea that somehow they crossed illegally
is based upon hearsay and they demand the right to confront anyone who actually claims
to have seen them cross illegally in this hearing.
The judge who is considering this request stated “If
it’s a good enough defense for the President, it’s good enough for me.”
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