Putin and Kim Jong Un both Offer to Send Troops to US to Put Down Riots

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

The White House has revealed that that President Trump has received phone calls from both Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin with offers to send their troops to the US to help him put down the riots that are sweeping through American cities. In his tweet, Trump responded “Boy, It’s always great to know I can count on America’s  true friends like you to help a guy out in a Crisis. Not like those liberal Democrats or wishy-washy Governors.”