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| Socks -First Openly Feline Nominee since Clinton |
Satirical News Service
Washington DC
With the announcement
yesterday that the Bidens intend on appointing “Socks” to the post of “First
Cat” in the White House, it is expected to have a tough confirmation hearing in
the Senate. This would be the first openly feline pet in the white house since
the Clinton administration and both Blue-Dog Democrats and Red-Meat Republicans
are expected to make this a tough confirmation. The opposition is expected to
raise issues such as inappropriateness of appearing and especially meowing in
the background during Zoom calls, bringing mice birds, and other trophy’s into
the oval office and taking over the President’s office chair when the
President is not sitting in it. Proponents cite the relaxing benefits of
lap-time purring and cuddling – a role that dogs simply cannot fill. They also
cite the fact that the secret service will not be burdened with taking several
walks a day to permit the dogs to “do their duty”. They will however have to
clean out the litter box on a regular basis.
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