Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In a
landmark bid to recognize LBTQ rights, President Biden today signed an
executive order that mandate that both sets of genitals be included in every
Potato Head sold. Unlike the Republican version that would completely strip away
genitals, this bill means that children can decide which genitals they prefer to give their Potato Head toy,
and later switch them if they want. Both
male and female potato head genitals (shown here) will now be included in the
package. Republicans plan to launch a vigorous campaign against this and will
make it a central theme in their effort to take back Congress and The White
House in coming elections,
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