Satirical News Service
Atlanta. GA
The Georgia State Legislature today officially adopted
Confederate Currency as official legal tender in that state. While US federal
currency will continue to be accepted in most cases, all taxes and state fees
must be paid in the new Confederate currency. This includes the new
mandatory official state ID and Drivers Licenses that will be required to prove
voter eligibility. Banks will begin exchanges for the new currency beginning in
July and some ATMs will begin allowing withdrawals in this new currency. The
law requires that all businesses operating in the State will be required to
accept it. The design of the new currency is currently underway and will
feature Nathan Bedford Forrest on the $20 bill, and other Confederate generals
on other denominations. The only exception will be the $100 bill that will
feature the portrait of Donald J Trump.
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