Satirical News Service
El Paso, TX
US Border Patrol agents today came across this tearful boy who was wandering along a deserted stretch
of desert road at the US Texas Border. The boy was dragging a suitcase and was
completely lost. He claimed that his party had abandoned him and was trying to
get somewhere safe. He claims he left Cancun many days ago fleeing from the squalid
conditions at his 5-star resort to seek asylum in the USA with the Right Wing News media. The Party he had been
with abandoned him leaving him to manage completely on his own.
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