Satirical News Service
Atlanta, GA
In response to MLB taking the All-Star game out of Atlanta as well as the MLB draft, Georgia legislators are issuing new restrictions on people wanting to attend professional baseball games in that state. Tickets will only be sold on the day of the game or one day before. Fans will be required to produce 2 forms of valid ID before tickets can be purçhased. No tickets will be sold online and out-of-state residence must show a valid reason for purchasing tickets remotely. In a statement, Governor Kemp said these measures were needed to prevent what he termed "rampant ticket fraud in ticket sales to MLB games" - an unproven allegation. Finally, no drinks or water may be consumed at any MLB game anyone caught giving a beverage to someone attending a game or waiting to purchase a ticket to a game will be arrested.
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