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Tuesday, March 29, 2022

DeSantis Comes Out Strongly for a “Don’t Say Meow” Bill in Florida

 

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Following a recent Washington Post report about Nebraska State Senator railing about “students who identify themselves as 'Cats' were demanding that litter boxes be placed in school bathrooms", Florida’s governor Ron DeSantis has come out on this as “the central issue of my 2022 campaign for governor”.  

Governor DeSantis recently became a national lightning rod for his “Anti-Woke” bill and “Don’t Say Gay Bill” which prevented school teachers from talking or even mentioning gender and sexual identity in the classroom. Now that that bill has become law and a rallying point for wannabe Trump contenders, he feels that this new bill could really “own-the-libs”. 

Aside from this, DeSantis has stated almost nothing about bringing Florida’s economy back and addressing some of the most serious environmental issues that threaten Florida’s tourist and sport fishing industries, not any mention of the growing gun violence that has plagued the state for the past six years.

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