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Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Republicans wants More Restrictions on Stiletto Heels

 

Stiletto Heeled Shoes similar to the type that subdued an alleged firearms owner

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

A caucus of  Gun Rights Republicans led by Lauren Boebert and Josh Hawley is pushing for more extreme regulation of Stiletto  heeled shoes like the ones worn recently by a Drag Queen who used them to successfully subdue the gunman at the Gay night club in Colorado Springs this week.

“These things really have no real purpose in our society except to maim and potentially kill innocent (or at least unproven guilty) gun owners who are simply protecting their First Amendment Rights. While I can appreciate that some honest law abiding straight women may choose to wear them as a “fashion statement”, they are often the shoes of choice by certain “other groups” who may have a more nefarious purpose. We propose a thorough background check on anyone wishing to purchase these, and a 14-day waiting period. Owners of said footwear will be required to have a permit anytime they are worn out in public. We also propose outlawing  any shoes over a size 8 and thinner than 1 inch and longer than 2 inches.  The NRA has come out strongly in favor of such legislation.

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