Chinese Now Claim That “Balloon” Was Really A Rare Species Of “Air Whales” Looking For It’s Calves

 

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 In a new twist to the Chinese balloon saga, the Chinese government in Beijing now are claiming that the so-called Spy ship” that the US shot down, was actually a rare species of  “Air Whale” that must have strayed into US territory apparently looking for its two young claves that it had recently given birth to. To prove this the Chinese released photos of the mother with her two newly born calves somewhere over the Pacific before it was shot down.