Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Congressional Investigators who are now looking into the
recent Chinese Balloon incursion have uncovered evidence that these same miniaturized Chinese spy balloons were released in mass at the 2020 RNC convention. It is believe by members
of that committee that it was done in an effort to spy on the Trump Campaign
and change the results of the election. Jim Jordan (R) and Marjorie Taylor
Greene(R) who head the committee point out that “this is just more evidence
that the Chinese interfered with the election in an effort to deny Trump
another term.” According to Jordan, “It is clear from these pictures that those
balloons released at the RNC are exactly the same as the one as the Chinese one
recently shot down over US waters, only made much smaller."
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