Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
According to Iowa’s
Republican Governor Kim Renolds, the prophecy that the mysterious cornfield
voice uttered “If you build it, they will
come” is coming true in Iowa. According to Governor Reynolds "Ever
since they build that damn ball field in a cornfield, it has been a magnet for
illegal immigrants to come through that cornfield into our state and raise holy hell. That’s why we
desperately need our own immigration laws so we can lock up all these illegal
immigrants and prevent them from voting democrat in the next election." She further claims that every day thousands
of illegals are coming through that cornfield having heard the voice. While many Iowans remain skeptical, she
insists “In the movie, people couldn’t see those ball players until they could.
It’s the same here. I can see ‘em, but many people – especially Democrats can’t.
So we need to pass that immigration bill and maybe build a wall around that
damn cornfield."
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