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Thursday, May 16, 2024

Trump’s Secret Strategy for the Upcoming Debates

 

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

 Secret memos obtained by SNS have revealed Trump's secret strategy for the upcoming debate with Joe Biden. Regardless of the outcome or lack of outcome of his current NY trial, Trump will be appearing for the debate wearing an orange jumpsuit and shackles on his arms. Since the Republicans basically have no platform other than exporting and locking up a bunch of immigrants, and railing about Hannibal Lecters  are crossing our border. The only other thing that he can do is focus on how persecuted he is by Biden and those evil Democrats. So expect him to play the Nagorski card big time by waving his shackles and ranting how even Jesus Christ wasn’t as persecuted as he is now. It should make for great theater but don’t expect any actual issues to be discussed. The Republicans only have one – Donald Trump.

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