Satirical
News Service
Washington, DC
Now exclusively from Truth Social, comes an offer of Commemorative Indictment Coins. Each of
these 34 coins, cast in zinc and coated with 14K gold, features the full text
of each of the vile and false Indictments of Donald Trump on one side. On the
other side, it depicts Donald Trump being crucified on the Cross with his loyal
supporters wailing at his feet. You’ll be able to hold and treasure these coins
for years to come. They will surely increase in value just like the shares of
Truth Social and NFT cards issued by Trump have. We are exclusively offering
these commemorative coins for $1000 each or the whole set of 34 for $35,000.
This is a tiny price to pay for remembering the terrible injustice that
befell our great patriotic leader just for doing his Presidential duty. If you
order now, we will include at no extra cost a facsimile of one of the checks
made out to Michael Cohen “for legal fees”
bearing Mr. Trump’s signature.
This offer will only be available for a short time, or until
Joe Biden's G-men close us down.
Shipping and handling are extra.
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