Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
On FOX and Friends today, Donald Trump revealed he has an “Ace-In-The
Hole” to avoid any jail time that Judge Merchan might impose on him. In the
interview on FOX, Trump said, “ I’m not worried at all about going to jail because
I have an ace-in-the-hole plan. It’s an official “Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card”. Because
it was issued by Parker Brothers, It acts like the famous “letter of transit”
in the movie Casablanca. It cannot be rescinded by any court in the world. Once
I present this in Court, no matter what that wicked judge sentences me to I can
get out of jail free."
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