Satirical
News Service
Washington, DC
In a Speech today, JD Vance called out the Democrats for raising the
cost of owning Supreme Court justices. "It could cost the average American more
than $50,000 a year", (although he declined to specify how). Before the Democrats
started their vicious witch hunt against our 45th President Trump, we
could just pay them a nominal amount of about $800,00 a month to do our
bidding. But now they are saying that they have to work extra hard just to keep up with all
the lawsuits that Trump has filed to stay out of jail. "Alito is demanding at
least a million a month to postpone hearings, and Thomas wants double that! How
can the average American afford that? Our down-ballot campaigns are suffering
because we have to use all that money we collect from our sucker donors just to pay these guys off –and they keep raising
their prices. It’s all due to those
Democrats and Sleepy Joe Biden."
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