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Rendondo Beach, CA
Rendondo Beach, CA
Scientists at UCLA who were investigating whether the biblical story of the loaves and fishes could be true inadvertently set off an ecological nightmare. According to one scientist, “The idea was to see if we could start with a single loaf of bread and a fish and produce enough to feed the multitudes, unfortunately someone must have put in the wrong data for the counting the multitudes. The result was that the entire coast is awash in dead anchovies" .
Redondo Beach is bracing for the second wave of this ecological disaster, namely “the loaves”. Coast watchers have picked up ominousof this as several packages of Wonder Bread were seen floating just off the coast.
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