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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Utah Endorses “Official State Handgun” - Other States Follow Suit

Satirical News Service
Povost,, Utah


Utah’s Gov. Gary Herbert this week signed ground-breaking legislation recognizing the Browning M1911 as the Official State Handgun. According to the Republican elected state governor “We feel this is in keeping with our pledge to refrain from frivolous matters and concentrate on matters that matter most to Utah. The Browning M1911 is honored for all the great achievements it has brought to this State and our Nation.
Not to be upstaged by this event, Arizona passed a bill making the Glock 38 with Extended Ammunition clip its Official State Handgun, while New Jersey made the Smith and Wesson 38 their official “Weapon of Wack”. Former Governor Sarah Palin has urged Alaska to name the M-16 as their Official State Weapon.

In other news California has announced Marijuana as their “Official State Recreational Drug”.





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