NPR Undergoes Radical Change – Removes the Liberal Bias to News (satire)

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Congress today, in a move to exert more control over NPR in exchange for continued funding has appointed Rush Limbaugh to head National Public Broadcasting System.
According to sources close to him, this was done to “stop the liberal bias that has polluted the public airwaves and provide more balance view of the news”. Henceforth NPR (National Public Radio) will become National Patriotic Radio. It will feature shows like Blame it on All Things Considered Liberal, and Morning Sedition.
On the Television side of broadcasting, the documentary Investigative show called FRONTLINE will be replaced by AFRONT-LINE that will spend the next few seasons investigating Obama’s birthplace and “How Government Regulation of the Oil Industry Caused the Gulf Oil Spill.”
NOVA, the documentary Science series will be replace by NEVA. It will do features on showing how Creationism is really science, and Debunking the myth of Global Warming.