Disclaimer

FAKE NEWS (just seems like it could be true)

Friday, August 12, 2011

Mitt Romney Pushes for Corporate Personhood Amendment

Satirical News Service
Ames. Iowa

Immediately following his speech in Iowa where he declared "Corporations are People too!", Mitt Romney went on to push for a Corporation Personhood Amendment. According to a spokesperson for the Romney Campaign "We feel there is a need to explicitly spell out in the Constitution just when a Corporation becomes a Person." We feel this should be right at the moment of intercourse, or basically when a corporation first screws you". Tea Party faithfuls, while very leery of Romney's candidacy, may support this amendment drive.

No comments:

Post a Comment