5.8 Magnitude Earthquake Hit's East Coast - Standard and Poor's Downgrades it to 4.3

Satirical News Service

Washington, DC

An Earthquake shook the East Coast from Washington to Boston. While initial reports put it's strength at Magnitude 5.8. Standard & Poor's immediately downgraded this to 4.3 stating it had little impact on anything and therefore only warranted a 4.3 rating.