Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Following the startling announcement today by Warren Buffet that he has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer, several doctors went on record stating that there was a definite link between his advocating higher taxes for the richest 1%’ers and his Prostate Cancer. According to one MD – “This should serve as a warning to anyone who irresponsibly advocates that the richest people in this country should pay a little higher tax rate than their secretaries. This definitely proves that there in an incontrovertible link between this and his diagnosis of Cancer. No doubt, had he acted a little more responsible in this matter, he would not be facing such a grim prognosis.”
Immediately after the announcement, House Republican Leader John Boehner demanded that warning labels be placed on every tax return form stating “Advocating increased taxes on wealthy people causes Cancer!” Other Republicans demanded stronger warnings including “Advocating Obamacare and birth control causes Cancer” as well.
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