Satirical News Service
Cupertino, California
Cupertino, California
After months of speculation, Apple Inc. announced today that
the new iPhone would have a new button. Immediately upon hearing the announcement
long lines of dedicated iPhone users began forming outside of Apple stores eager
to be the first to obtain the new iPhones even though it would not be available
for several months. When asked about the
purpose of the button, Apple officials stated that at present it has no
function at all, but expect in some future version of the iPhone, it would do
something, although they declined to speculate what that might be.
One user who was in an early beta tester of the new iPhone said
“Man!” “It was like ecstasy just holding the thing in your hand!” “The feel of
that new button just can’t be described in words!” Blogs around the world were
rife with praises of the new button innovation and expressed sorrow that Steven
Jobs was not there to see this incredible innovation.
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