Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
Mitt Romney today touted the hundreds of millions of dollars
that super PAC’s have poured into negative political ads, as an example of how
private industry, without government intervention, can add more jobs to the
economy. “These aren’t government bail out programs, but genuine efforts by
concerned private citizens like Bob Perry working hand in hand with private
industry to create thousands of new, jobs and
train these people for jobs in the negative-ad-writing field."
In his
speech Romney sited the 185 million dollars spent so far and even more is
expected to be spent before the election is over. “Workers with these skills
have great prospects for a long and lucrative career, and the SuperPAC’s
supporting the Republican party intends to keep ti that way."
On his campaign,
Mitt Romney stopped at a sign-spinning school where he watched new young
recruits showing off their valuable skills in the sign-spinning business. He
stated that this demonstrated a promising future for career minded new grads.
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