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Friday, June 1, 2012

Negative Ads by SuperPAC’s are Boosting Job Growth this Election Year

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC


Mitt Romney today touted the hundreds of millions of dollars that super PAC’s have poured into negative political ads, as an example of how private industry, without government intervention, can add more jobs to the economy. “These aren’t government bail out programs, but genuine efforts by concerned private citizens like Bob Perry working hand in hand with private industry to create thousands of new, jobs and  train these people for jobs in the negative-ad-writing field."

In his speech Romney sited the 185 million dollars spent so far and even more is expected to be spent before the election is over. “Workers with these skills have great prospects for a long and lucrative career, and the SuperPAC’s supporting the Republican party intends to keep ti that way." 

On his campaign, Mitt Romney stopped at a sign-spinning school where he watched new young recruits showing off their valuable skills in the sign-spinning business. He stated that this demonstrated a promising future for career minded new grads.

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