Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
The Republican
dominated Congress has vowed to completely outlaw any form of healthcare after
the Supreme Court’s decision today. According to Mitch McConnell, “We won’t just stop at repealing
Obamacare, but will make any attempt to get healthcare a federal crime”.
Arizona’s Jan Brewer has already initiated such a law that will require police
to stop anyone the suspect is seeking healthcare, and deport them. Mitt Romney
stated “I was for this decision before I was against it”
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