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Friday, December 20, 2013

Dick Dynasty to Replace Duck Dynasty on A&E

In an effort to save face and escape further ostracizing by the Gay and Black communities after the outrageous comments by the Phil Robertson, the star of Duck Dynasty, A&E has decided to cancel the show and replace it with a show called “Dick Dynasty”.  Dick Dynasty will features four very openly gay men who sport vivid facial hair and rather vibrant and outrageous clothing. The cast consists of two gay white males, one gay black, one gay Hispanic, and one transgender. The show will be filmed in Minnesota which is more open to gays, and will feature the cast paddling through the lakes of upper Minnesota doing loon calls and photographing ducks from hideouts. No guns of any kind will be used in the show.

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