Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
Following the disastrous initial rollout of Healthcare.gov,
the Obama administration has hired the makers of Xbox games to totally redesign the
site.
In beta
testing now is Call to Healthcare. Once
users enter this site they must run through a gauntlet of Republican congressmen
who try to block everything; health insurance companies that try to cut off your
access to healthcare by putting up enormous premiums in your path, and finally hospitals
and doctors who make you wait in crowded rooms for care only to be told that you
can’t get it because it they don’t qualify. Meanwhile users are pursued by relentless
death panels that want to terminate you completely. So far the beta testing it
did not fare well with anyone over the age of 14, but they are working on a new
version called Fast And Furious Healthcare Delivery.
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