Satirical News Service
Hollywood, CA
Hollywood, CA
In what has become a very bizarre series of events,
SONY pictures has turned The Interview, which should have been
this year’s biggest flop, into a box office hit. Now other movie, TV, and even Broadway
producers are taking notice.
Both MGM and Paramount studios are planning on “buddy
movies”. One features Kim Jong Un and Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejadt doing a remake of the Hope/Crosby “ Road to .. (fill in the blank)” movies. Angela Jolie is
expected to play to the Dorthy Lamour character.
Paramount plans to pair Kim with ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in a comedy along the lines of The
Hangover.
TV studios are also jumping on the band wagon with Who’s The Greatest Dictator Imitator
which features contestants doing look alike and act alike impersonations of dictators
past and present, and pit them doing stupid competitions ala “Survivor”. Along those same lines FOX
studios is planning on doing a new
Survivor series called “Survivor
North Korea”. Of course the film will have to be shot in South Korea, but will
feature groups of contestants pretending to infiltrate North Korea and
assassinate Kim Jong Un (played by a look alike).
Not to be outdone, Broadway is planning a revival
of “The Producers” featuring (you
guessed it) Kim Jong Un, with hit songs like “Springtime
with Kim in Old Pyongyang”.
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