Minneapolis, MN
After a Saudi cleric issued a strict religious ruling last week that bans the building of snowmen because he says they are "anti-Islamic", a Fatwa was issued and successfully carried out against Frosty-The-Snowman. According to witnesses a dark van drove up to a street somewhere in the Minneapolis suburb of Edina, which recently had a large snowfall, and successfully carried out the Fatwa. It was done in the traditional Islamic manner of beheading, and the grim remains can be seen here. The perpetrators escaped but was heard to yell "Allahu Akbar" as they drove off. Other snow persons in the area now fear for their lives as well. Some have abandoned their usual garb or charcoal buttons and carrot noses, and have taken on disguises such as Halloween masks.
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