Democrats blame midterm election defeat on Deflated balls

Satirical newservice
Washington DC

A new Post election analysis of the stunning defeat of the democrats in the midterm election now point to "deflated balls" and not dissatisfaction with the president as being the number one cause of their defeat.According to one un named democrat "The midterm defeat was clearly due to the fact that our balls were under inflated  while the balls that the Republicans were playing with were clearly overinflated. The Democrats want the election results to be nullified and re-done once the Democrats learn how to reinflate their balls.