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Friday, January 30, 2015

Empty chair poised to be GOP front runner in early polls

Satirical News Service
Washington,DC

A recent poll conducted by the GOP governing committee found that the empty chair that was used as a foil by Clint Eastwood at the last GOP convention polled 10 to15 points higher than any other name mentioned. According to one person who told SNS why they preferred the empty chair, his reply was "At least it can keep its mouth shut!". The Koch brothers have already contributed more than 1 million dollars to the "Empty Chair for President" campaign.

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