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Saturday, May 30, 2015

An ABC Nightly News You Probably Won’t Ever See


ABC News Exclusive – A United Airlines Jet today took off from O’Hare and landed in Cleveland completely without incident. Startled passengers described the flight as completely uneventful.  According to one eye witness, “The plane just landed; wheels down, and then came to a stop at the gate, and the passengers got off". Pictures from cell phones inside the cabin capture the exact moment that the beverage service started, and the looks on the passengers' faces as they received their beverages during this uneventful flight. Many passengers credit the incredible skill of the pilot for performing this unremarkable feat. The NTSB is looking into the cause of this.

In Weather News tonight Tulsa, Oklahoma has been under clear skies and moderate temperatures for six continuous days now. Our Meteorologist is here to explain this bizarre weather pattern, “The Gulf Stream is mostly responsible for this bizarre event, but man made factors cannot be ruled out”. Exclusive pictures from our local news affiliate show people laying out on lawns, sitting on porches, and having picnics outside during this remarkable event.

On our instant index tonight we show Cat videos of kittens playing with a ball of string, and watch this couple take their wedding vows and then kiss.


More to come on ABC Nightly news.

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