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Monday, June 8, 2015

Lawn Mower Simulator 2015 Software Program Released


Satirical News Service
Silicon Valley, CA

Electronic Media Inc. announced today the release of their latest simulation game – Lawn Mower Simulator 2015.

Recent studies show that there is a rising popularity of games that simulate actual physical work activities that people do. These simulator programs appeal to a growing generation of kids and adults who find that doing everything in the virtual world is preferable to doing anything in the real world. With this newest edition to our real-life simulator line up, we offer gamers the opportunity to act like real enterprising kids or responsible husbands without having to actually perform these dirty and laborious tasks in the real world.

With this simulator, users can set the growth rate of their lawn and actually watch their virtual grass grow on a daily basis. Kids can set up contracts with virtual homeowners and parents to cut their grass for a virtual allowance. In addition to lawn mowers, this game offers virtual fertilizer and seed spreaders that will brighten up the hue of the virtual lawn when used on a regular basis.

We feel this is a great way to promote work ethic and responsibility to a whole new generation without having to actually work or be responsible.

This program is available for all mobile platforms including PS3, iPad, Xbox, Windows and Android OS.


Future plans are underway to release a virtual house cleaning simulator program, virtual gardening simulator program, virtual home maintenance simulator program, and virtual job hunting simulator program.

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