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With Republicans desperately searching for
something else to blame the Oregon Shooting on except guns, they have so far
come up with loneliness, abortion and absentee fathers, (jindahl), liberal
teachers, Muslim extremist videos, divorce, gay marriage, and “stuff”.
Today Donald
Trump came out came out with a new cause – Gluten. In a post Trump tweeted – “Look, I’m just saying that we already know that vaccinations cause autism, and there is
a lot of evidence that eating food with gluten leads to violence. Just the
other day, a child 2 years old, 2½ years old- a beautiful child was eating a sandwich containing gluten, and came back, and an hour later started running around and hitting his baby brother. I think the
evidence is pretty strong here that there is a link between vaccinations and eating
gluten leading to mass shootings. We should be looking at that instead of
constantly pinning the blame on guns.”
Both Bobby Jindahl and Ben Carson say in
this case they agree with Trump. Jeb Bush said if he were elected President he’d
push for a 10 day waiting period for anyone buying a sandwich at Subway, and
close the “hot-dog-buns loophole” at Sporting events.
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