Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Planned Parenthood today released secretly obtained
videos that purport to show a pre-term House Speaker being aborted and then eviscerated. This comes only weeks after videos surfaced showing similar treatment to Cecil Richards. Although these videos are too
graphic to be shown here, they show a cabal of Congressmen, belonging
to a sect called “The Tea Party”, aborting this helpless pre-term Speaker and then systematically eviscerating him in a secret ceremony held on Capitol Hill.
Planned Parenthood is demanding that the Koch Brothers
immediately defund Congress so that these horrible practices can stop.
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