Critical Questions for the first Presidential Debate Submitted by Viewers

Satirical News Service
Washington DC 


SNS has obtained a list of questions that selected members of the audience have submitted in advance of the upcoming first debate between Clinton and Trump.

1. Do you think that someone with small genitals is qualified to become president?
2. Which brand of cough drops do you think is better to control coughing fits
3. How would you handle your emails. Would you require all staffers to save spam emails?
4. If a transgender came into your bathroom, would you leave or continue to do your business?
5. If you were president would you use the term Radical Muslims?
6. Mr. Trump, would your first act as president be to fire justices of the Supreme Court. If so which ones?
7. Mr. Trump, can you tell us what extreme vetting might involve, is it kind of like extreme x-games?
8. Do you favor putting a woman on a US 20 dollar bill? If so which one?
9. Mr. Trump, is Mexico the only country you would build a wall across? How about Canada, and maybe an Atlantic and Pacific Wall?
10. Hillary Clinton, do you have any regrets for forming ISIS?
11. Mrs. Clinton, if you became President would you allow Bill to have interns again?
12. Mr. Trump, would you require The Art of the Deal to be mandatory reading in schools?
13. Would you repeal NASCAR since its taking away so many jobs from Americans? How about the INDIE 500?
14. Would you support a ban on Mexican food being served in tax supported school lunches?
15. This is for both Candidates – Which works better Viagra or Cialis?