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Sunday, October 1, 2017

Trump Close to Completing His Goal of Alienating Everyone on the Planet


Satirical News Service
Washington, DC


Donald Trump today completed a new milestone toward his goal to piss-off the entire population of  the planet. In a new tweet, he attacked pet owners calling them losers and parasites. In doing so he alienated one of the largest groups of people in America, who now join athletes, anyone in the arts, environmentalists, Hispanics, Muslims, and a whole host of others. About the only people left who he still counts as his supporters are coal miners and NASCAR enthusiasts. He hopes to piss-off them as well early in 2018 to complete his goal of alienating the world against him.  

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