Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
President Trump today has issued an order to deploy nearly
1000 US infantry troops to guard The Alamo. He stated the reason was “an imminent
attack there by General Santa Anna”. He apparently learned about this from hearing
FOX news reports of hundreds of Mexicans marching toward the border. “Remember the
Alamo!”, he was heard yelling to his awestruck generals. “We must send our
troops to defend it at all costs!” Those costs are estimated to be in the 10’s
of millions of dollars that would otherwise be used for better purposes.
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