Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In a surprise announcement by the White House, Donald Trump has pledged to send Special Counsel Bob Mueller to Syria to investigate "possible collusion with Syria by the Russians in the latest gas attack on civilians there". In a statement released by President Trump, he stated "Bob Mueller - Helluva guy - doing a great job here investigating the Russians. But we urgently need him over in Syria right now to investigate possible collusion by Syria with the Russians. There is no time to waste and this needs to be his highest priority for at least the next 4 to 8 years!"
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