Kim Jong-Un Magnanimously Agrees to Take Refugee Children (and Women too)

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 In a communique delivered by the DPRK, President and Eternal Leader Kim Jong-Un has agreed to take all those troublesome children who have crossed the US border illegally – and some of the women too! In his statement “As a gesture of our newly found comradery, the DPRK has agreed to take off your hands those criminal refugee children who are causing you so much difficulty. We will also take some of the women too. We have lots of places for such children and their mothers and know how to deal with them”. 

As of yet, the White House has not responded to Kim’s offer.