Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
At last, there is a chance to live totally irresponsibly without consequences! NotResponsiblify is a new class of drug that works with the system to absolve you of any trace of responsibility for reckless or poorly thought-out actions. In 4 out of 5 cases people who have made reckless Tweets or Texts, got caught driving drunk, or let loose at their boss or spouse were able to blame it on NotResponsiblify and get away with it. NotResponsiblify should be taken just before or immediately after performing irresponsible acts, or reckless texts of tweets. Side effects may include occasionally show cancellations, firings, and divorce. Ask yourself is this right for you?
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