Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
In the
latest episode of the “Build the Wall” saga. President Trump today tweeted.
“I have seen solid evidence from NASA that Ultima
Thule is preparing to send a caravan of Space Invaders to try to enter our
country illegally from our Southern Border. THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! I have
directed the Pentagon to release the funds that we have asked for to create our
New National Space Force, and use those funds to BUILD MY CONCRETE WALL!”
NASA says there is no such thing, but suggest
instead that they send Trump himself to negotiate with the Space Aliens there –
immediately.
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