Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
The Trump administration today announced that it
was readying a shipment of more than a million rolls of paper towels to be
thrown out to the recent victims of the floods that are ravaging the Midwest right
now. In a recent Tweet, Trump proclaimed “This is the best solution we can
offer these poor victims of the flooding right now. Unfortunately the levee
projects that might have mitigated or prevented those and future floods will have to wait since the
funds that were allocated to the Army Corp of Engineers has to be redirected to
build my urgently needed Border Wall.”
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