Satirical News Service
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Washington DC
In a hastily convened press conference President Trump Announced that despite the FAA’s decision to ground the US fleet of 737-Max airplanes, he insisted emphatically that “there was no collusion between the two jets- none at all.” He went on to state “while there may be some similarities, like both jets suddenly nose-diving into the ground after take-off, I can assure you that there was no collusion between those two jets or any other jets. This whole thing is just a witch hunt to take the focus away from my urgently needed wall, which by the way would have prevented those unfortunate people from flying on those jets in the first place.”
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