Disclaimer

FAKE NEWS (just seems like it could be true)

Friday, May 31, 2019

Trump Plans to Impose 5% Tariff on Canadian Goods for Each Toronto Raptor Win in NBA Play-Offs


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

In an effort to show his “America is Greater” sentiment, and to curry favor with sports fans,  Trump today tweeted that he will impose a 5% tariff on all goods coming from Canada for each game that the victorious Toronto Raptors win in the NBA playoffs.
In his Tweet, he stated,
America is the greatest sports nation in the world and the only way Canada can win against America is by blatant cheating. Their refs are calling all kinds of fouls against Americans that American refs would not. Therefore I am imposing a 5% tariff for each additional win by the Toronto Raptors until the Canadian Government stops these cheaters.

No comments:

Post a Comment